On A Lighter Note

In my blog post earlier this week, I wrote about the impact of the mid-term elections. Today, I have some not-so-serious satire to share about this week's elections. Hope you enjoy!

Now that Nazi Pelosi will no longer be speaker of the House, she has lined up a part-time job. She is the new chief propagandist on cable's PMSNBC. She will be on the ultra-liberal network one week each month, nagging and complaining about anyone and everyone. In other words, she will just be herself.

Pelosi was so upset over the losses by Democrats that she rushed back to California to get a booster shot of Botox so she can keep that phony smile on her face.

It wasn't all bad news for Dems this week. Congressman Barney Frank was able to hang on to his seat. Barney was so worried about losing his seat that he was in negotiations with PBS to start a new children's program. Apparently, Barney would don a purple suit and team up with the Teletubbies for a show called "The New Barney and (Gay) Friends."

Tea Party candidates had mixed success in the elections. In Kentucky, Rand Paul had a huge victory over his opponent in what's being called a rand-slide. Meanwhile, in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell lost her race. During the campaign, O'Donnell admitted to experimenting with witchcraft in college. In her concession speech Tuesday night, O'Donnell cast a spell on the remaining Democrats in Congress and made them disappear, too.

In California, voters turned down a proposition to legalize marijuana. The same voters re-elected pinhead Barbara Boxer to another term, which just goes to show that the voters were already 'high.' The state will surely 'go to pot' now. Californians also elected a new governor. But outgoing Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vowed: "I'll be baaaaack!"

Fox News had the best and most balanced coverage on election night. MSNBC, on the other hand, wasn't fair or balanced. Watching MSNBC is like watching "The View," except there is no Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Chris Matthews walked off the set each time a Republican picked up another win. The only thing missing was loudmouth Joyless Behar. For the 8 people who actually watch MSNBC, it was quite a night.

OK, now that I have amused myself, I'll end the post here. But, just remember, only 732 days left until Barack Obama is thrown out of office. For me, and for America, it can't come too soon!