The calendar hadn't even turned to 2019 before the political frenzy began over who will challenge Donald Trump in 2020.
There has been speculation for weeks with names like Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Michael Bloomberg, Cory Booker and dozens of other left-wing loons considering a run for the Democratic nomination.
One name that has risen to the top of the list is Elizabeth Warren, or as President Trump calls her, 'Pocahontas.' She claimed she has a Native American ancestry so she could list herself as a minority. Maybe Trump should call her Pinocchio instead of Pocahontas!
A DNA test showed about the only Native American heritage she has is when she drives her Jeep Cherokee.
The Indian maiden had a powwow on New Year's Eve to announce she is forming an exploratory committee to run for president. That means she's all in... unless she turns out to be an Indian giver, too. Trump says he hopes she does run, and I do too! In fact, I have a little advice for her.
First, the little squaw will have to raise money -- a lot of money -- so I suggest she get a giant teepee and have a fundraising dinner. It would cost 1,000 wampum to attend, and she can serve her famous Powwow Chow. She can write out all her campaign promises on . . . what else . . . a Big Chief tablet! (Or she could just send smoke signals.)
She can travel around the country holding rallies where she can pass around the peace pipe to try to calm any 'reservations' voters may have about voting for a minority.
She definitely marches to the beat of a different tom-tom. I wonder if Tonto is available to be her running mate.
Imagine the debates between Ms. Wigwam and President Trump. He would scalp her! Which is exactly what will happen if she runs against Trump in 2020. Instead of commander-in-chief, a better title for her would be Sitting Bull.
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