O' Hillary

Poor Hillary.  She just can't catch a break these days!  First, she has that pesky Bernie Sanders nipping at her heels stealing her delegates on the campaign trail.  Now, she finds out that Harriet Tubman will be featured on the redesigned $20 bill instead of her!  Harriet Tubman?  What did she ever do?  It's supposed to be 'Hillary,' not 'Harriet.'  Oh well, maybe they can put Hillary's face on something else -- maybe a 'Wanted' poster.

Then, there's Trump's new nickname for Hillary: 'Crooked Clinton.'  Come on, Donald, you can do better than that.  I can do better than that.  A few suggestions: The Shady Lady, Ahilla the Hun, and my favorite, Mrs. Doubt-liar.  We all know she's crooked.  Better keep working on it, Donald.

It seems that everyone is picking on Hillary, especially those mean FBI agents who keep snooping around in her private e-mails.  She's already told them there was no material "marked" classified.  Why don't they believe her?  Surely she wouldn't lie about that.  The real reason she deleted all those e-mails is because Bill Clinton used that account to chat with young interns.

Hillary still faces unanswered questions about the Benghazi attack.  The conservatives just won't leave her alone.  "What difference, at this point, does it make?"  She's going to be president.  She can pardon herself, and we can all forget about those four dead Americans in Benghazi..

I know all politicians lie.  Some more than others, but Hillary even lies about lying.  When asked if she's ever lied, Hillary said she's always "tried" to tell the truth.  She lies so much that if she writes an autobiography, they'll have to put the book in the fiction section. 

Hillary has been through more gates than an angry bull at a West Texas rodeo.  There's Travel-gate and Huma-gate, Whitewater-gate, Pardon-gate, and don't forget File-gate, Benghazi-gate, E-mail-gate, and the list goes on.

The election is still more than six months away, and a lot can happen between now and then.  So don't start packing those pretty pantsuits yet, Hillary.  Instead of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., your new address may be Cell Block B.