Who Let The Dogs Out?

In the world of politics, it's often dog-eat-dog. But in Barack Obama's case, it's more like man-eat-dog!

The Obama campaign has been in a real dogfight with Mitt Romney's camp over which is worse: To put a dog on the roof of a fast-moving car or to eat dog meat as food. As the left-wing media continues to hound Romney for strapping his dog on the roof of the car during a family trip in the 1980s, Republicans had their own dog-day afternoon last week after a report came out that Obama ate dog meat as a boy in Indonesia.

Romney has barked that his dog, Seamus, "loved" riding on the roof. What dog wouldn't? That's not so bad! At least it wasn't his mother-in-law or one of the five kids strapped to the roof, right? That would really put Romney in the doghouse.

But eating dog meat? Obama wrote about it in his 1995 memoir, "Dreams of My Father," where he admits he ate dog meat when he lived in Indonesia from ages 6 to 10. "I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy),” Obama wrote in the book.

Yummy!! Can you just imagine the menu at some of Obama's family dinners? Maybe a little Chicken Poodle Soup..... or how about some Chow Chow Mein?

No wonder special Secret Service agents at the White House have been assigned to protect the Obamas' dog, Bo. Could it be that 'Bo' is short for Bo-B-Que?

We've all heard of politics going to the dogs, but this is ridiculous. Dog gone it, the candidates need to stop all this foolishness! It's time to let sleeping dogs lie and get back to trying to solve the serious issues facing our country!