Check out my new ride! I got my new scooter yesterday. 'Ain't she pur-ty'? I call her 'Viper' because it is viper blue. I still have 'Big Red,' but she was getting kind of old and set in her ways (just like a woman) so I invested in a newer model. I really like it. It's fast! It even has mirrors and a horn. All it needs now is some decorative duct tape (for Mom) and a No-Bama 2012 bumper sticker!
I can't wait to get her out on the highway -- or Walmart. So if you see someone buzzing down the aisles, look out because here I come!
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