Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Send in the Clowns!

Let the freak show begin! This week, top Democrats and their delegates (a.k.a. the "Occupiers") will hold their propaganda dog-and-pony show in Charlotte. Strap on your waders! We're about to jump into the cesspool of politics!

Why do Democrats have to be so mean? You know their entire convention will be about attacking Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Yeah, Republicans did the same to Obama last week, but their attacks were all true. Obama is a failed president. He can't run on his record. He has to run FROM his record.

This week will be quite a contrast from last week's Republican convention. Let's compare:

Last week, we heard the success stories of people like Marco Rubio, Susana Martinez and Kelly Ayotte. This week, they'll have failed politicians like "Jimma Karta" (Jimmy Carter), Dirty Harry Reid and Nazi Pelosi.

Last week, we saw the inspirational video and speech from 30-year-old Saratoga Springs Mayor Mia Love. This week, they'll have 30-year-old grad student Sandra Fluke, who still wants the government to pay for her birth control.

We had men of faith like Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum. They'll have the president of Planned Parenthood Action Fund and a lesbian congresswoman.

We had speeches from powerful women like Condoleeza Rice and Governors Nikki Haley and Mary Fallin. They have speeches from Gwen Moore, Donna Edwards and Rosa DeLauro. Never heard of them? ME EITHER!!

We had the inspiring speech from Ann Romney. They have anti-American first lady Michelle Obama.

We had Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood!! They have Desperate Housewives bimbo Eva Longoria. (They must really be desperate!)

We had budget expert Paul Ryan and successful businessman and CEO Mitt Romney. They have idiot Joe Biden and community organizer Barack Obama, who didn't pass a single budget in the four years he's been in office.

The choice is pretty obvious, don't you think?

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