The stage is set in the presidential election. "America's Comeback Team" Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan is up against "The Amateurs" Barney Fife Obama and Goober Biden. This race shouldn't even be close, but since so many Americans aren't paying attention to what's happening in the country, Barney and Goober could win another term. What a disaster that would be!
Since most voters don't care enough to watch the debates, we should make the candidates face off on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-grader?" The winning team would win the presidency.
The Obama-Biden team might have trouble with some of the quiz questions. For example, the second-grade Geography question: "How many states are in the U.S.?" Thinking back to his 2008 campaign tour, Obama would remember that he traveled to "57 states" and say the answer is "57."
Let's hope Obama doesn't get a grammar question and have to distinguish between "corpsman" and "corpse-man." He'll flunk out for sure!
Math isn't his strong subject either. With a $16 trillion debt in the country, Obama can't even answer a first-grade math question. That might explain why he hasn't been able to pass a budget in the four years he's been in office.
Obama's worst subject, though, is religion. He obviously believes in evolution because he has "evolved" into thinking same-sex marriage should be allowed. His voting record as a senator supported the killing of unborn babies. He has tried to ban Bibles at Walter Reed Military Medical Center and supports gays serving openly in the military. Obama deserves an 'F' in religion.
Obama is definitely NOT smarter than a fifth-grader and therefore not qualified to be president! The Romney-Ryan team can pass the test. If anyone can fix the financial mess in America, it's Paul Ryan.
Romney and Ryan are smarter than a fifth-grader, and they're both smarter than Obama!
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