Straight Talk Part 2

Now that same-sex marriage is legal and the "law of the land," it's only a matter of time before Christian ministers may be forced to conduct same-sex weddings.  They will obviously need to change some of the wording.  I imagine the ceremony could go something like this....

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to witness this complete mockery of the institution of matrimony, which, before the Supreme Court changed the definition of marriage, was an honourable and solemn estate and is a sacred bond between one man and one woman. 

If any one, besides God, can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, you MUST forever hold your peace or you will face charges for hate speech..

Do you take this person of the same sex, despite the clear command in Leviticus 18:22, which says, "Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin?"

Couple: We do because the Supreme Court said that's our right.

Will you pervert love from this day forward, forsaking God's law, keeping only to your own evil desires and shameful passions for as long as you both shall live?

Couple: We sure do, and you better not judge us!

Romans 1:26-27 says, "Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved."

With that in mind, repeat after me: With this ring, I thee fornicate.

Couple:  Yeah, yeah, with this ring, we have a right to live any way we choose.

By the undue pressure put on me by the state and federal government, I now pronounce you Sinners and an Abomination in the eyes of God.

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As absurd as this sounds, it's no more absurd than same-sex marriage itself.  God designed marriage to be between a man and a woman, and no Supreme Court ruling can change that.

Straight Talk

Enough of all this political correctness garbage.  It's time for a little straight talk.  Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and this is mine:

If they can ban the historic Confederate flag because it offends some, how long will it be before they want to ban the American flag because IT offends some people?  I'm offended by that disgusting rainbow-colored "gay pride" flag.  Do you think they'll ever ban that?  Don't hold your breath.  Some people have started a ridiculous petition to combine the American flag and that hideous rainbow flag.  That thought should make us all rise up in protest.

Walmart and others went so far as to remove merchandise that has the Confederate flag on it.   Now TV Land has even pulled the iconic Dukes of Hazzard series reruns from the network.  When will this madness stop?  Next, they'll want to ban Uncle Ben's rice.  Rice is white, so it must be racist.  We definitely have to get rid of Aunt Jemima.

There's been an uproar over the Christian owners of a bakery shop who refused to bake a wedding cake for a same-sex couple.  The shop owner was sued.  I wonder what would happen if a couple of rednecks went to black-owned bakery and ordered a cake with the Confederate flag decoration.  Somehow, I don't think the reaction would be the same.

With the Supreme Court decision on marriage, things are all mixed up.  Now we have many heterosexual couples who think it's perfectly OK to live together without being married, and we have many gay couples who think they have a right to marry.  They're BOTH wrong in God's eyes!!

I don't know what to say about the "gay marriage" ruling.  Thank God for men like Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee, who are willing to speak the truth.  I think the Gov. said it best when he said this:

"The Supreme Court created a national right to same-sex marriage that doesn't exist in our Constitution, it hijacked the democratic process, subverting the will of Americans in more than 30 states who voted to protect traditional marriage, and trampling on America's most fundamental right — religious liberty." - Governor Mike Huckabee

Now that's some straight talk you won't hear anywhere else!